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Cryptonite's 2024 top predictions—How did we do? Pretty darn good. Feliz Navidad!

Here come the TechBros; what's up with Jack Dorsey, exploring the Multiverse? California as two States, alcohol is no bueno and other hot tips...

Silicon Valley's Mount Rushmore, Zuck meets the Bogeyman, xAI vs. OpenAI; Marc Andreessen tells Joe Rogan how Elon manages, and more insider stuff…

Straight outta Silicon Valley—It’s Cryptonite Live!

Post-election rap, Marc Andreessen on social media censorship, Joe and Elon MAGA bros, Media PSYOP, Jack Dorsey's Bluesky takes on X and more fun...

We may be mentally ill, but we are not racist; Web3 + DOGE equals the decentralization of power revolution!

Get on the Peace Train...Last chance to Vote on the Block!

Silicon Valley '25—Where is Web3 taking the world?

Who is the new 'they'? Vote on the block! Silicon Valley '25, the Cryptonite Top 300, and more thrills...

Make your vote for US President count— Vote on the block!

Cryptonite PRO coin tokenomics and launch overview

Silicon Valley 24 speaker invite

Elon Musk interview part 2

Elon looks into the abyss and comes up with X.ai, the Dems try 'Saving Democracy,' entrepreneurs as artists, and getting a good sleep...

Dodging bullets, Ms. Kamala for President, nuclear footballs, Billionaire Summer Camp, how Web3 will take down the Donor Class, and more mischief...

The VB USA web pages, registration cards and CPRO wallet design

What George W. Bush believed in 1999

Viva las Americas! Elon vs. Sam, the Pope on AI, saving the Democrats, running into the sun, and more fun...

Google search is dead, AI meets Bumble, Stephanie Zhan and Fei-Fei Li on fire, brain chip update, Warren Buffett on Apple, and more hot tips...

Killing Fields circa 2024, Eric Schmidt's AI bet, Perplexity.AI on a roll, Seinfeld's comedic concerns, designer strawberries and mushrooms, and the UnPatriotic GenZ...

Jeff Bezos arrives, Bill Maher rants, Trump Social sucks, the Uyghurs suffer, 9 Googlers arrested, and Tocqueville lays down the law for behavior at work, and more fun...

Steph Curry Ink, the AI chip race, Jony Ive update, robotaxis and robosex, 16 bio-hacks for longer life, and more...

Steph Curry Ink, the AI chip race, Jony Ive update, robotaxis and robosex, 16 bio-hacks for longer life, and more...

Optimizing Your Token Distribution in 2024

Cryptonite Rap #

Can the US get back its swag? Reddit goes public at a loss, AI and Robots on the march, Hollywood in disarray, the Cybertruck has some kinks...

Warren Buffett on Bitcoin, why Silicon Valley's teen suicide rate is 5x the US average, Vitalik on AI, 0-to-60 in one second by 2025, the upside to dancing to the music and more.....

Wedication Part 2

Release your love hormone, Elon's update on his brain chip; Masa and Sam take on booming Nvidia, Decentralized ID, and SocialFi to the rescue...

Our kids are sad, Elon's brain chip competition heats up, James Cameron's Vision Pro 'religious experience,' the STD epidemic, and Nepos on the march...

Silicon Valley '24—Coming live this summer!

The death of Davos Man, Elon pulls a Steve Jobs, 1 billion humanoid robots by 2040, Bill Gates' New World Order, and why you shouldn't drink water out of a plastic bottle...

To: Gil Amelio, CEO, Apple Computer—Please resign! Circa June 1997

Bitcoin spot ETF's rock! Eternal life SV-style, Elon's new robot, Taiwan's new 'dangerous separatist' president, and EV helicopter rides to Manhattan...and Santa Cruz

Can upstart Perplexity AI topple Google's search? VC funding down 42%, Tesla loses EV sales throne, who's going to the moon....

The TechBro backlash;

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