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The Boogeyman forces the Dragon's hand, the youngest tech billionaire speaks up, TechBros get tariff relief, and other global affairs....
Missing out on the Art of the Deal
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Anthony Perkins
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Crash or correction?, Teddy Roosevelt the disrupter, Getting out of DOGE, and other great ideas...
This ain't 2000, but keeping a positive attitude will still help…
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Anthony Perkins
Top 25 Robot VC investors, the F-147 and killer drones, the X/xAI global content juggernaut, the electric BMW M3 for '28, and more scary…
Masa is last in
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Anthony Perkins

March 2025

Saving Dogecoin, top 25 AI VC investors, CoreWeaves's IPO value drops, crypto wallet startups, and other soft landings...
Elon's empire evolves as the TechBro backlash gets ugly
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Bulls are coming!—Top IPO prospects, the New World Order, living longer, and more rockin' stuff...
BigTech stocks and cryptos head🔻
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The top Robot, Autonomous Vehicle & Drone private companies for 2025—Google dethroned, Elon at face value, and more groovy stuff...
Skip past the editorial to see the list of the top 50 private robotic, AV/EV, and drone companies and their current valuations.
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Anthony Perkins
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February 2025

The top AI private companies for 2025—Elon gets hostile with Sam, Masa holds the cards, Hello DOGE, goodbye middle managers, and more groovy…
Skip past the editorial to see the list of the top 145 private AI companies and their current valuations.
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Overvalued AI companies part 2, SoftBank to double OpenAI's value?😳, The Trump Doctrine abroad and more mischief...
Will private AI company valuations be reset soon?
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Anthony Perkins
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If DeepSeek wiped out $1 trillion of public tech company value—Just watch what happens to private AI company valuations…
Who will end up holding the bag of AI stocks when this market pops?
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Anthony Perkins
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January 2025

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